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BREAKING NEWS: Emergency Meeting Transcript Leaked
What follows is a partial transcript of a meeting held late last night at Bellmont Hall. This document was provided to Barking Carnival by closely guarded inside sources, none of which are a naked bongo-drumming Matthew McConaughey. We promise. MACK BROWN: Well DeLoss, my goodness. (sigh) It's...
BREAKING NEWS: Kirk Ferentz Tries "Tebowing", Fails Miserably
Breaking news this morning from Iowa City: According to sources close to the Iowa football program, head coach Kirk Ferentz spent most of the first three quarters of Friday's game against Nebraska "Tebowing". Those same sources have confirmed he was ultimately unsuccessful. "Tebowing" is the...
BREAKING NEWS: Andrew Brommer Is Really Hung Over
In a postgame press conference following their embarrassing loss to Creighton, Iowa players provided a plethora of reasons for their lackluster performance. Sophomore power forward Melsahn Basabe blamed the loss on foul trouble. Senior guard Matt Gatens said the team had trouble guarding...
Breaking News: Source Says NCAA Has Suspended A.J. Green for Four Games
Earlier this afternoon, I received a contact from a source who reported to me that the University of Georgia has received word from the NCAA that A.J. Green will be suspended for four games. Last Saturday's season opener against Louisiana-Lafayette reportedly will count as the first game of the...
Breaking News: BYU Wide Receiver Austin Collie Declares for NFL Draft
ESPN.com's Joe Schaad is reporting that BYU wide receiver Austin Collie is forgoing his senior to jump to the NFL. There is no link now, but the message came via ESPN's mobile alert to my cell phone. I will post more info as it becomes available, such as a link to the story. Collie is a stud...
Tom Cable Returns [Breaking News?]
Yes, Al Davis is still alive. He took time out before the early bird special today to deliver, by all accounts, a bizarre press conference. Check out Deadspin and Pro Football Talk for more of the details. The most surprising thing to hear though, is that former Idaho head coach Tom Cable has...









